I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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