Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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