just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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