is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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