Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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