problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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