the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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