Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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