Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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