goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
