ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
one might say we're banned from that church
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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