return my video game
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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