Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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