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Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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