So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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