spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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