I saw his package. It spoke to me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
it glows. i had to have it.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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