Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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