fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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