If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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