you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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