Soap is not a condiment
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
