All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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