I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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