Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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