there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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