Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Your cock deserves a montage
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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