just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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