Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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