You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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