found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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