i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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