If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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