You can't motorboat a personality
The best revenge is premature balding
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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