How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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