i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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