no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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