Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
