Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Acid is not a monday night drug
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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