just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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