How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
high people should be assigned attendants
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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