Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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