I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
i need to put some appletini on your dick
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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