My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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