I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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