You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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