apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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