Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
