just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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