dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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