Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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