I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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