I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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