do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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