Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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