do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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