So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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